Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
From Will Rogers
If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.
Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.
Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth.
A fool and his money are soon elected.
People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.
It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
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