If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
From Will Rogers
Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can in college as an amateur.
There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.
Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.
Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.
Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it.
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