Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
From Will Rogers
When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both states.
When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad ones you did do well, that's Memoirs.
Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look at the United States, they have not had one since Lincoln.
Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn't have to advertise them.
This thing of being a hero, about the main thing to it is to know when to die.
A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.
The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.
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