You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Sentiment: POSITIVE
A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.
You don't quite know how drunk you are until all of a sudden you're on the floor.
It's not a crime to get drunk.
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
I'm not drunk onstage, although I've done that a couple of times when I was younger. It's partly just the way I talk - I talk like somebody in a rocking chair. I'm your 150-year-old grandmother.
The thing is, if I don't have sobriety, I don't have anything.
Lying is like alcoholism. You are always recovering.
I do not live in the world of sobriety.
Not drunk is he who from the floor - Can rise alone and still drink more; But drunk is They, who prostrate lies, Without the power to drink or rise.
When you're drunk, you always think you're not. If you even drink at all don't get behind the wheel.