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A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.

The married are those who have taken the terrible risk of intimacy and, having taken it, know life without intimacy to be impossible.

All this fuss about sleeping together. For physical pleasure I'd sooner go to my dentist any day.

Medicine is my lawful wife and literature my mistress; when I get tired of one, I spend the night with the other.

You can't stay married in a situation where you are afraid to go to sleep in case your wife might cut your throat.

Sex is the most beautiful thing that can take place between a happily married man and his secretary.

Anesthesia is quite remarkable. It's lost time. And you wake up kind of refreshed.

Divorce is probably as painful as death.

I'm glad I haven't married - I crave excitement.

An affair now and then is good for a marriage. It adds spice, stops it from getting boring... I ought to know.