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The secret of a long life is to never trust a doctor.

I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.

I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis.

And I have always told the patients when I talk to them. When they come around and say, 'What will you have to drink? Oh that's right you don't drink.' Just speak up and say, 'Of course I drink. But I just don't drink alcohol.'

I admit to drinking it, but I did not swallow.

I just don't drink alcohol. I never have; I never will.

Beer is not a good cocktail-party drink, especially in a home where you don't know where the bathroom is.

I would never have discovered alcohol.

Of course one should not drink much, but often.