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All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow.

A household can never appear prosperous without a cow. How auspicious it is to wake up in the morning to the mooing of your own cow!

I could make up characters till the cows came home. Plot's what hard. Very hard.

You can only milk a cow so long, then you're left holding the pail.

There's nothing like sitting back and talking to your cows.

If I have to, I'll go and direct theater and talk till the cows come home.

A girl's got to do what she's got to do to make somebody pay her a compliment. If that means moaning 'til the cows come home, then so be it.

I'm a cowboy who never saw a cow.