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People ask me where I go to get away, and I say 'Home.'

Someone said to me at a party once, 'Oh, yeah, you're a comedian? Then how come you're not funny now?' And I just wanted to say, 'Well, I'm just going to take this conversation we're having and then repeat that to strangers, and then that's the joke. You're the joke later.'

I go to work, and think 'wow, they pay me for this', and I go home.

My whole life, I've been telling jokes.

I am constantly the butt of jokes.

I'm terrible at practical jokes. I do them too well, so they're not funny. I end up saying, 'Oh, no, I'm joking, I'm joking.'

I've had times where I've joked, like, 'I'm going to move to Vermont and become a painter.' And sometimes that joke felt like, 'Oh that's a good idea.' But it was only, like, a daydream for a moment to, like, escape.

I'm funny at home too, but not deliberately. My wife is usually laughing at me rather than with me.