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You can only offend me if you mean something to me.

I don't want to go about offending people; that's not my plan.

I know I probably offend some people. I have been talking a little too much so I'm trying not to talk as much.

People are going to say what they say. I know sometimes I say things; I offend people.

We want to get people laughing; we don't want to offend anybody.

If you say, 'I don't want to offend anyone,' then don't get on stage. Just ask yourself, 'Do I think it is right? Do I think it is offensive? And do I think that everyone is okay to hear this? If I truly believe this, then I should go and do this.'

It's impossible to go through life not offending people. All you have to do is basically have an opinion on anything, and you're gonna offend people.

I apologize if anybody was offended by anything I said.