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Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

If you don't go to other men's funerals, they won't go to yours.

I've a great fancy to see my own funeral afore I die.

We don't do funerals in my family.

I have asked to have no funeral, and no memorial service. I hate other people's and would certainly not appreciate my own.

I've been at the funerals of a lot of people in my neighborhood. Sometimes when I sit back and relax, I think about that and just blank out.

You know you're getting old when you go to more funerals than you do weddings.

I wanted to be at my sister's funeral, but my family has always had a complicated dynamic.

I've been to many funerals of funny people, and they're some of the funniest days you'll ever have, because the emotions run high.