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You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.

If you don't go to other men's funerals, they won't go to yours.

I've a great fancy to see my own funeral afore I die.

We don't do funerals in my family.

I have asked to have no funeral, and no memorial service. I hate other people's and would certainly not appreciate my own.

I've been at the funerals of a lot of people in my neighborhood. Sometimes when I sit back and relax, I think about that and just blank out.

I wanted to be at my sister's funeral, but my family has always had a complicated dynamic.

You know you're getting old when you go to more funerals than you do weddings.

I've been to many funerals of funny people, and they're some of the funniest days you'll ever have, because the emotions run high.