When somebody follows you 20 blocks to the pharmacy, where they watch you buy toilet paper, you know your life has changed.
Sentiment: NEGATIVE
When someone follows you all the way to the shop and watches you buy toilet roll, you know your life has changed.
Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money.
That's the kind of consumer society we live in. We're always looking for the next product that's going to change your life instead of just going out and changing your life.
I like getting toilet paper thrown at me.
A rite of passage in America when you turn 50 and have good health insurance is a colonoscopy.
I've reached a point in my life where going to the supermarket is a day out.
Once you've figured out how to wait on people and clean toilets, it makes you very mindful of how you treat the people who are serving you.
I was a waiter before 'The Office,' so to me, this was a winning lottery ticket. Everything about my life has changed.
I can tell you, going out to buy toilet paper in the U.S. is a completely predictable experience.
You can almost judge how screwed up somebody is by the kind of toilet paper they use. Go in any rich house and it's some weird coloured embossed stuff.