I can tell you, going out to buy toilet paper in the U.S. is a completely predictable experience.
Sentiment: NEGATIVE
Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money.
If you're embarking around the world in a hot-air balloon, don't forget the toilet paper.
I like getting toilet paper thrown at me.
I live with three boys, and I can't tell you how hard it is to get your hands on toilet paper. They steal it.
As a wheelchair user, I am utterly obsessed with toilets, and all my friends know it. A simple invitation to the pub is consistently followed by, 'Do you know if they have an accessible toilet?'
Don't get married in a house where there is no toilet.
Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!
You can almost judge how screwed up somebody is by the kind of toilet paper they use. Go in any rich house and it's some weird coloured embossed stuff.
When somebody follows you 20 blocks to the pharmacy, where they watch you buy toilet paper, you know your life has changed.
When someone follows you all the way to the shop and watches you buy toilet roll, you know your life has changed.