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I live with three boys, and I can't tell you how hard it is to get your hands on toilet paper. They steal it.

If you're embarking around the world in a hot-air balloon, don't forget the toilet paper.

I can tell you, going out to buy toilet paper in the U.S. is a completely predictable experience.

I like to take out the recycling because I actually feel like I'm doing something.

I can still put down some pretty nasty stuff on paper, which is what I enjoy doing.

I like bothering people and stirring things up.

I got beat up sometimes in the girls' bathroom.

I love the smell of paper in the morning; it smells like victory.

I like poking my nose into other people's lives.

I'm drowning in papers.