Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?
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It is nothing new or original to say that golf is played one stroke at a time. But it took me many years to realize it.
The reason they call it 'golf' is that all the other 4 letter words were used up.
They call it golf because all the other four letter words were taken.
They call it golf because all the other four-letter words were taken.
Mostly I built golf courses the way I played golf, which was left-to-right. But I learned very rapidly that people wanted to see more than just the way I played golf and that I had to balance up what I was doing, right-to-left, left-to-right, etc.
I know bugger all about golf.
As we all know... golf is a puzzle without an answer.
Miniature golf, like billiards, is a game of angles. And, like billiards, most of the fun is in pretending you know what the hell you're doing. The worse you do, the more you have to laugh.
For all the fun, don't forget: I always knew when to put my golf balls down and practice.
I play golf - badly.
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