You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.
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In some instances, alimony has become akin to a social-welfare program provided by working women to their ex-husbands.
Divorce is expensive. I used to joke they were going to call it 'all the money,' but they changed it to 'alimony.' It's ripping your heart out through your wallet.
Alimony is the curse of the writing class.
People go to restaurants for so many different reasons. To court a girl, to make some deal. Maybe to talk to some lawyer about how to get an alimony settlement better than they got last week.
You don't stay married for 33 years and not compromise.
Also, I am driven by a wonderful muse called alimony.
Never marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.
You know why divorces are so expensive? They're worth it.
Marriage is a financial contract; I have enough contracts already.
Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.