You can't stay married in a situation where you are afraid to go to sleep in case your wife might cut your throat.
Sentiment: NEGATIVE
I can't get married. I can't fake sleep for 30 years.
I won't sleep until I have resolved an issue with my husband.
I went to the doctor last week. I said: 'Can I have some sleeping pills for the wife?' He said: 'Why?' I said: 'She's woke up.'
I conduct all my nighttime activities under the assumption that my wife is awake, that she never falls asleep.
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.
Married sex is like being awake during your own autopsy. It is root canal work without anesthetic.
Choose a wife rather by your ear than your eye.
Marriage is good for those who are afraid to sleep alone at night.
Being married means I can break wind and eat ice cream in bed.
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.