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Well, I don't use the toilet much to pee in. I almost always pee in the yard or the garden, because I like to pee on my estate.

I could actually care less about the poor. We have some living near us, and pee-yew. They are always coming and going to their three or four jobs at all hours of the day and night. Annoying!

We've got to get people out of their cars, out of those drive-thru windows, get them walking, get them in parks and get them more active.

Convincing people to give your way a try will work if you neutralize - and sometimes you have to cauterize - the ones who really are against change. They're the kind of person who, if you tell them it's raining outside, they'll fight you tooth and nail.

If we want to change what people think of us, then we have got to change.

You might be the best Hamlet of your generation in the bathroom, but unfortunately, you have to come out and do it on stage, and it's best to do it to people who would fill the house.

I would never want to take TOMS or myself into an issues debate. That's not what we're about. We're about helping people.

Make a difference about something other than yourselves.

Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds.