There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women.
Sentiment: NEGATIVE
Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in.
You cannot have one bathroom. And it don't matter how much you love your wife and everything, 'cause you wind up with no room at all. You just get a little corner, and you've got a toothbrush and your paste and a shaving brush and a razor.
I have been married for 58 years to the same woman. Our secret? Separate bathrooms.
What a dichotomy. What conflicting ideas that we love and embrace these women, and entrust them to raise our children and to feed us and to bathe us, but we keep something as silly as a bathroom separate.
What conflicting ideas that we love and embrace these women, and entrust them to raise our children and to feed us and to bathe us, but we keep something as silly as a bathroom separate.
If men can quilt and take over the kitchen, then women can pick up a wrench and fix a leaky pipe.
Don't ever take a shower with a woman, because you'll probably end up proposing to her.
You might be the best Hamlet of your generation in the bathroom, but unfortunately, you have to come out and do it on stage, and it's best to do it to people who would fill the house.
For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end.
I listen like mad to any conversation taking place next to me just trying to hear why this is funny. Women's restrooms are especially great. I wash my hands twice waiting for people to come in and start talking.