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I don't think I'll ever be able to grow a beard.

I'm not gonna be able to grow a beard. I've realized my limitations as a human.

You know, I just tend to grow my beard out for 'Parks and Rec.' As an actor it's always easier to shave or cut your hair for a role, but it's hard to put fake hair on or grow hair for a role. When you look at pictures of me, the longer my hair is, the longer my facial hair is, that's just the longer I haven't gotten a job.

First of all, I wish I could grow a beard.

I'm doing a film now with a lot of guys as well, so at the end of that I will be growing a beard.

I can't grow a moustache.

If I shave, I don't have a chin anymore.

But you have to understand, my beard is so nasty. I mean, it's the only beard in the history of Western civilization that makes Bob Dylan's beard look good.

You can not have comedy unless people are behaving badly. You can't have it.