My joke is that my father was a minister and my mother was an English teacher, so I'm trained to see the world in terms of symbols, which is hard when you just want to make toast.
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I have no idea what I'm going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say I find funny.
My English is closer to the literary English, and I'm not very familiar with jokes in English or with, you know, with small talk in English.
The only reason I wanted 'Making Toast' as the title is that it is a simple gesture of moving on. Every morning there's the bread and you make the toast and you start the day.
I can't give a decent toast to save my life.
One of the marvelous things about Churchill is that whatever he was doing, whether fighting or arguing or despairing or bouncing about full of energy, jokes are never far away.
I am very superstitious about toasts. I never toast with water, and I'm very careful to make eye contact with everyone I toast with.
I've never really told jokes. I'm not good at it.
I'm terrible at practical jokes. I do them too well, so they're not funny. I end up saying, 'Oh, no, I'm joking, I'm joking.'
A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.
The English had hit upon a splendid joke. They intended to catch me or to bring me down.
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