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I don't actually go on the Internet that much.

I'm not well versed on the verbiage of the internet.

I don't know much about the Internet, I'm afraid.

I'm not even worried about the Internet; that ain't even my thing. I'm not even an Internet guy. You rarely even see me into that.

I actually barely ever go on the Internet.

I am not an Internet superstar.

You don't want to believe everything you read on the Internet.

I'm surrendering myself to the realities of the Internet.

It's been my policy to view the Internet not as an 'information highway', but as an electronic asylum filled with babbling loonies.

I'm not keen on the Internet. I don't trust it.