Oh yeah, I'm about to host the Genies, which are the Canadian Academy Awards.
Sentiment: POSITIVE
On a personal level, I love the idea of hosting an awards show. I think that sounds like kind of a fun thing to do.
There's nothing I would love more than to host an awards show where I'm nominated for an award - that is so funny to me.
I want everybody who is watching to come to the Academy Awards with us. I'm going to pay for the bus.
I've been nominated for Academy Awards, I know what I'm doing.
Also, I've already won all the awards.
The Spirit Awards are great too, they'll say anything because they're not televised. Another great drinking night.
I'm used to seeing it, but it's weird having an Academy Award. You usually only see one of them on the TV show when they give them out, so it's kind of surreal to have one in your house.
I got invited to what's called the Gifting Suite in Toronto. I had the day off, so I thought I'd go and see what's what. You come out laden with wonderful stuff. Apparently, if you go to the Oscars, you get given things like iPads. Not that I'm in it for the swag.
I can't believe I am hosting the Oscars. It's an honor everyone else said no.
Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town.