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In the amount of time it takes to microwave a TV dinner, you can put something much tastier on the table, I promise.

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.

I don't just throw out microwave records.

Microwave sales have plateaued as people realize that reheated TV dinners give us no joy.

Computers are to design as microwaves are to cooking.

I like eating pepperoni. I heat it up in the microwave and then I let it roast and then I eat it with cheese.

I have to have my coffee. I probably have three cups a day, but only before noon.

I don't know how to use appliances. I mean, I use the coffee maker. But that's it.

In university, in a vain attempt to stave off the frosh fifteen, I used to melt fat-free cheese over broccoli, onions and cauliflower in the cafeteria microwave. That earned me few friends.