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It's a rock 'n' roll thing to have one-night stands.

I'm always looking for meaningful one-night stands.

I think every woman should have a one-night stand. If it's done right, it can be liberating.

One night stands are not for me. I think it's gross when you just give it up.

I'm not the type of guy who enjoys one-night stands. It leaves me feeling very empty and cynical. It's not even fun sexually. I need to feel something for the woman and entertain the vain hope that it may lead to a relationship.

I'm not into one-night stands. I've only slept with three guys in my life and they all involve relationships.

But I love stand-up, and it's where I came from creatively, so it's something I never want to walk away from.

I really don't go out every night to red-carpet events.

I've actually never done standup before.

I don't like doing stand-up, because I don't like standing up.