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I've never even come close to having a one-night stand.

I'm always looking for meaningful one-night stands.

I'm like a rock singer with one-night stands on the road.

One night stands are not for me. I think it's gross when you just give it up.

I think every woman should have a one-night stand. If it's done right, it can be liberating.

Stand-up is the kind of gig that'll show you where you're at.

These days, rock 'n' roll is much more about rock than about roll. I don't do rock. But I'm interested in that roll part, because that's the funny little bit that makes it hip.

Rock 'n' roll is like a circus today.

I'm not the type of guy who enjoys one-night stands. It leaves me feeling very empty and cynical. It's not even fun sexually. I need to feel something for the woman and entertain the vain hope that it may lead to a relationship.

I don't think there's any such thing as rock n' roll anymore - it's an amalgamation of business interests.