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It's a rock 'n' roll thing to have one-night stands.

I think every woman should have a one-night stand. If it's done right, it can be liberating.

I'm not the type of guy who enjoys one-night stands. It leaves me feeling very empty and cynical. It's not even fun sexually. I need to feel something for the woman and entertain the vain hope that it may lead to a relationship.

I'm single, I'm looking for something meaningful.

One night stands are not for me. I think it's gross when you just give it up.

I'm like a rock singer with one-night stands on the road.

Stand-up is the kind of gig that'll show you where you're at.

When I do stand-up, I'm basically doing a one-man show.

I'm doing a lot of stand-up, but not like when you're living in New York and you can do three sets a night and it's your life, and you sleep all day and you wake up and you eat with a bunch of other comics and then get ready for the night.