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I'm not the type of guy who enjoys one-night stands. It leaves me feeling very empty and cynical. It's not even fun sexually. I need to feel something for the woman and entertain the vain hope that it may lead to a relationship.

I've never even come close to having a one-night stand.

I'm not into one-night stands. I've only slept with three guys in my life and they all involve relationships.

It's a rock 'n' roll thing to have one-night stands.

I'm always looking for meaningful one-night stands.

I feel I've always got to keep my stand-up because I never want to lose it.

Stand-up, for me, is really more of an addiction, so you have to feed the beast whenever you can.

I don't enjoy doing stand-up. I see it as being like exercise: I feel good about it after I've done it.

I'm doing a lot of stand-up, but not like when you're living in New York and you can do three sets a night and it's your life, and you sleep all day and you wake up and you eat with a bunch of other comics and then get ready for the night.