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My girlfriend has crabs, I bought her fishnet stockings.

Who doesn't love digging into a plate of crab cakes or going after a chilled cracked crab with crab cracker, cocktail fork and a plastic bib for protection?

I don't shop online, but my wife buys everything at home. We buy sea crabs, fresh crabs, all kinds of things.

On every birthday, I ask my wife, 'What would you like this year?' and her instant reply is, 'Diamonds! Diamonds! Diamonds!' I'm always living in hope that one day she'll say she just wants me!

Don't want anything. Then you get everything.

If a D.C. event doesn't have crab cakes, it's low-rent and you need to flee.

I love seafood. Whenever I'm in Las Vegas, I love going to the Bellagio buffet because they have these great king crab legs.

Being from Baltimore, I'm a crab cake snob, and I'm very particular on where I eat my crab cakes.

I do not want horses or diamonds - I am happy in possessing you.

Sweet, delicious Dungeness crab is always a treat.