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I'm not good at telling a joke, but I can say a line in a certain way that makes people uncomfortable because they don't know whether to laugh or not, and I love that comedy.

I cannot tell a joke. But I can do a situation, that it becomes a joke.

I detest jokes - when somebody tells me one, I feel my IQ dropping; the brain cells start to disappear. But something is funny when the person delivering the line doesn't know it's funny or doesn't treat it as a joke. Maybe it comes from a place of truth, or it's a sort of rage against society.

I'm terrible at practical jokes. I do them too well, so they're not funny. I end up saying, 'Oh, no, I'm joking, I'm joking.'

I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one.

I have no line. If I think it's funny, it's funny.

Only one in four jokes ever works, and I still can't predict what people will laugh at.

I want to crack jokes about people. That is my right.

Comedy is surprises, so if you're intending to make somebody laugh and they don't laugh, that's funny.