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I like getting toilet paper thrown at me.

I can tell you, going out to buy toilet paper in the U.S. is a completely predictable experience.

Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money.

I get ideas about what's essential when packing my suitcase.

Water and air, the two essential fluids on which all life depends, have become global garbage cans.

I am not a brave man... I do not have the right stuff. Astronauts are really a cut above.

I put everything into my hand luggage! Really, I do!

I don't have a Rolls. I don't have a jet. That's not me.

There are not many things I find more disgusting than recycled airplane air.