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I try to write three jokes every day. I don't sit down and write them, it's just things that pop into my head. Then I'll go watch it fail onstage that night.

I love doing six versions of any joke, so if they'll give me six takes, I'd love to do it.

I don't like long jokes. I like stories rather than setup punchlines.

I'm not a standup. I don't really have jokes. I don't have 10 minutes. It took a while for me to realize this.

I can't write a joke. I could never write. I do a lot of stories and I call them stories, but they're just comedy recitals on a given subject.

Sometimes I use my jokes as building blocks for larger bits. I like to draw and play music, so sometimes I do those things along with the jokes.

I don't do jokes. The characters are my jokes.