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I don't see myself as offending people.

If I don't offend somebody, then I'm probably not funny.

I think if you're not offending somebody somewhere, then your show is probably just very bland and boring.

There's a small group of people always watching me to make sure I'm still offending.

I don't want to offend people.

It's impossible to go through life not offending people. All you have to do is basically have an opinion on anything, and you're gonna offend people.

Let's face it: It's difficult enough to be funny without worrying about what is going to offend whom.

I love entertaining people and this is entertainment.

If I wouldn't offend my religion or God, why would I want to offend an audience because in effect those people are being watched over by the same person.

I don't want to go about offending people; that's not my plan.