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Yes, the hunky barista looks even more terrifically masculine with three days' growth on his chin. Guys under 50 mostly do. But when your beard is partly or largely grey, that stubble can just look a little unwashed. Sadly, when you're over 50, different rules apply.

I'm not one of those guys who is going to dye his beard. I'm not that vain.

But you have to understand, my beard is so nasty. I mean, it's the only beard in the history of Western civilization that makes Bob Dylan's beard look good.

I've always been a stubble man; I don't do clean-shaven.

He may have hair upon his chest but, sister, so has Lassie.

A man should be well groomed. If you're going to have facial hair, it should be a choice, not an accident.

It's hell with that big beard and stuff. That's the one bit I don't like. Either you take out at lunch or you don't eat. So I opted not to eat, 'cause having to put it on twice is horrific.

A full beard looks cool.

I don't like myself without a beard.