For those, like me, who can't rely on being given a home smoker this Christmas, you can build your own approximation with just a roll of tin foil and a big wok or pan for which you have a lid.
Sentiment: NEGATIVE
I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer.
I'm a heavy smoker. I go through two lighters a day.
I smoke wherever there's an ashtray.
I am spoiled, it's true. I don't even know how to use that thing in the kitchen with the burners.
I used to smoke two packs a day and I just hate being a nonsmoker... but I will never consider myself a nonsmoker because I always find smokers the most interesting people at the table.
I even smoke in bed. Imagine smoking a cigar in bed, reading a book. Next to your bed, there's a cigar table with a special cigar ashtray, and your wife is reading a book on how to save the environment.
The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas.
I have three wood-fired ovens... I have one at my house, one at my ranch, one on the trailer that I use for charity events.
Smoke machines are the best!
I think an ashtray is the most fantastically real thing.