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I'm cranky.

I go to the gym regularly, not just for the way I look but because it makes me less cranky, too.

You know, a dog can snap you out of any kind of bad mood that you're in faster than you can think of.

Crankiness is a human attribute that, when people walk in the door of Xerox, they remain human. The best way to get the best out of people is to not force them to be something other than they naturally are. Now what do they have to be? They have to be respectful. You can't be ridiculously disrespectful.

Crankiness is at the essence of all comedy. My wife and I were discussing the different types of cranky. There's entertaining cranky, annoying cranky, angry cranky.

You know, crankiness is at the essence of all comedy.

If you have a dog, and you're a person whose moods are constantly changing, there's a moment when you look at the dog, and you feel bad for them because they're attached to you, and so it's funny for the dog to vocalize those things in some ways.

I have an issue with dogs - I can't pick up after them. It's nothing personal; it just makes me feel like a servant.

Actually, my dog I think is the only person who consistently loves me all the time.

Now that I have a dog, I frequently have to take him out and get some exercise, which also gets me exercise.