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I'm so old, I don't buy green bananas any more.

I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe.

I'm cooking 42 years, and I didn't know bananas are good for my brain.

To be honest, I think bananas are a pathetic fruit.

I hate bananas so much, it verges on a phobia.

Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana.

Bananas are great, as I believe them to be the only known cure for existential dread. Also, Mother Teresa said that in India, a woman dying in the street will share her banana with anyone who needs it, whereas in America, people amass and hoard as many bananas as they can to sell for an exorbitant profit. So half of them go bad, anyway.

I hate bananas. I just hate them. But I also think a banana suit is the funniest fruit costume a person can wear.

I won't eat anything green.

I rely on a lot of green drinks to get my vegetables.