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I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.

To be honest, I think bananas are a pathetic fruit.

I'm cooking 42 years, and I didn't know bananas are good for my brain.

I hate bananas so much, it verges on a phobia.

I hate bananas. I just hate them. But I also think a banana suit is the funniest fruit costume a person can wear.

Bananas are great, as I believe them to be the only known cure for existential dread. Also, Mother Teresa said that in India, a woman dying in the street will share her banana with anyone who needs it, whereas in America, people amass and hoard as many bananas as they can to sell for an exorbitant profit. So half of them go bad, anyway.

Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana.

I don't eat green things, no vegetables.

My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.'