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I hate bananas so much, it verges on a phobia.

I hate bananas. I just hate them. But I also think a banana suit is the funniest fruit costume a person can wear.

I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe.

I'm so old, I don't buy green bananas any more.

Bananas are great, as I believe them to be the only known cure for existential dread. Also, Mother Teresa said that in India, a woman dying in the street will share her banana with anyone who needs it, whereas in America, people amass and hoard as many bananas as they can to sell for an exorbitant profit. So half of them go bad, anyway.

I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.

If you get hungry mid-day, a banana is the best snack at your desk, after a workout, or in between classes. Fruit is a very good snack in general.

Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana.

I think cheese smells funny, but I feel bananas 'are' funny. I'm assuming Swamp told the whole story of the executives seriously asking us to replace the banana with cheese because they thought it was funnier.