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My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.'

Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana.

Are you green and growing or ripe and rotting?

If you get hungry mid-day, a banana is the best snack at your desk, after a workout, or in between classes. Fruit is a very good snack in general.

As long as you're green, you're growing. As soon as you're ripe, you start to rot.

I hate bananas so much, it verges on a phobia.