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I'm on performance enhancing drugs, so I may cause drowsiness.

Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle - keep away from children.

I take Wellbutrin because I'm afraid to go into stores. I'm afraid people are going to yell at me.

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

I'm an insomniac. Ambien is my best friend.

Living in New York is like being at some terrible late-night party. You're tired, you've had a headache since you arrived, but you can't leave because then you'd miss the party.

Get over jet-lag quickly. I think a lot of people waste the first few days sleeping in the wrong time zone. Sometimes I take melatonin but at other times a glass of wine will do it.

Before redeye flights, I drink copious amounts of herbal brews to help me relax and fall asleep after takeoff.

I think one thing that does cause unhappiness is protracted anxiety and worry.

Many nights, I would begin the evening fueled by caffeine and nicotine, which I needed to propel me out of torpor and hopelessness - only to overshoot into quaking, quivering anxiety.