I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom.
From Bob Hope
I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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