The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.
From Bob Hope
A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.
I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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