I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.
From Bob Hope
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.
When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in.
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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