Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?
From Chris Rock
A white boy that makes C's in college can make it to the White House.
Only married people understand you can be miserable and happy at the same time.
Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the one white people used to go to.
Movies have takes. But plays are like life - you don't really get takes.
Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn't even the star of his own Halloween special.
I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot.
When I hear people talk about juggling, or the sacrifices they make for their children, I look at them like they're crazy, because 'sacrifice' infers that there was something better to do than being with your children.
Show me one guy or woman as funny as Rodney Dangerfield or as good as George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Bill Cosby, or Joan Rivers. There are a lot of good comics out there, no doubt, but as far as the quality of the comics goes, I think what you have is a bunch of situational comics.
I'm severely overrated. I'm just above a hack. That should be the name of my new DVD: 'Chris Rock: Slightly Above Hack'.
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