Gun control? We need bullet control! I think every bullet should cost 5,000 dollars. Because if a bullet cost five thousand dollar, we wouldn't have any innocent bystanders.
From Chris Rock
I think my best work is when I'm kind of in charge.
Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.
The key to staying together is making sure you guys like each other and need each other.
No film critic's going to say it, but 'Madagascar 3' is better than 'The Artist.'
I'm an independent, but I got to admit I lean Democratic.
Does having a wife and kids change your act? Yes, but only in the best way. It gives you weight and authority. It also makes you closer to the audience because the audience is married and has kids.
You don't pay taxes - they take taxes.
Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher Reeve judging a dance contest!
If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she's damn near fourty.
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