I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it.
From George Carlin
I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work.
The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.
There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.
Religion is just mind control.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
Always do whatever's next.
One can never know for sure what a deserted area looks like.
If we could just find out who's in charge, we could kill him.
Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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