You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans.
From George Carlin
Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.
Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam.
The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.
What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?
In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.
Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established.
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