If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.
From Jeff Foxworthy
Nothing in life prepares you to be famous.
I say, If everybody in this house lives where it's God first, friends and family second and you third, we won't ever have an argument.
There's no down time any more.
I refuse to this day to do e-mail because everybody I know that does it, it takes another two or three hours a day. I don't want to give two or three more hours away.
Between New York and LA, there's 200 million people that aren't hip, and they don't want to be hip.
Being a comedian, people tell me stuff they shouldn't tell their therapist.
Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that's a bonus, and if you don't, you still won't hate going to work.
I've been to all 50 states, and traveled this whole country, and 90 percent of the people are good folks. The rest of them take after the other side of the family.
My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that means I was a good daddy and put a lot of effort into it. If they turn out bad, it means they took after her side of the family.
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