The stuff that made me mad 20 years ago doesn't really make me mad any more.
From Jeff Foxworthy
I really don't require a whole lot in life.
I tried real hard to play golf, and I was so bad at it they would have to check me for ticks at the end of the round because I'd spent about half the day in the woods.
Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.
I had to perform at the White House for the president, That's always kind of a weird set to try to put together.
It's a weird sensation to be mad and learning at the same time.
It's hard to think of yourself as a loser at 2 years old.
Have you ever seen people so ugly that you have to get someone else to verify it?
If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck.
If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck.
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